Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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