Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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