I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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