i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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