Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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