that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Is Oprah even human
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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