A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
