apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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