Barsexuality is the new black.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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