There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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