There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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