She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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