You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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