It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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