you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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