How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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