if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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