porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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