It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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