After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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