it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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