I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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