Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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