the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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