Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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