He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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