He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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