its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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