Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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