I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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