school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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