Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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