WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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