Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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