he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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