direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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