i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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