she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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