Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The Olympian is in my bed
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