People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
ttyl tear gas
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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