so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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