I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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