She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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