That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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