mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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