YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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