im six kinds of drunk right now
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
her facebook's as public as her vagina
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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