He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
