Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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