It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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